Long Izzle Ice Tizzle

An icey cold beverage to give you leverage

Oh bartizzle, please pizzle me a Long Izzle Ice Tizzle

by Mike D-O-double-jizzle July 14, 2003

Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

My foot-long schlong

A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay

God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are

by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021

Ha Ha Long Kanaya

A jovial expression, stating the humorousness of a picture of the character Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck being elongated through a photo editor.

"Hey, look at this oddly elongated picture of Kanaya Maryam."
"Ha Ha Long Kanaya"

by ha_ha_long_kanaya September 5, 2020

There is a snake. A very long snake.

A very basic word to avoid.

There is a snake🙂. A very long snake. 😐

There is a snake. A very long snake.

by lolandabebongs September 15, 2022

Long Christmas Sock Act

The long Christmas sock act banned Long Christmas socks in 17 countries in Europe and Asia.

YOU ARE VIOLATING THE LONG CHRISTMAS SOCK ACT, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

by Meme Acount December 12, 2018

Dong a long sing a song

When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.

Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"

Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"

Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"

Girl:"mmmm kinky"

by Jon bon the gon gon December 29, 2019