closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

Fraser Candy

A fusion of candy + eraser = nasty.The scientist didn't not talk what is "Fraser Candy" but its just fiction.But in Dr.Seuss book The Grinch its catchphrase As seen in K-On. - ___ -

Hey Mr.Bricklebaum do you want eat the food name Fraser Candy

by TomOfficial July 11, 2021

Candy dreams

In reference to the consumption of edibles, and by that the effect from it. The euphoria of high and bliss a state of perfection all from a peach ring ;) more of how sweet it is to be high off of an edible.

I took an edible and now I’m having candy dreams.

by furgzfaze November 4, 2021

baddie candi

someone who is such a baddie and is the best person ever and is the it person.

“you look good”

“yeah i know im such a baddie candi”

by baddestcandi August 6, 2024

taffy candy

very good candy

do you like taffy candy?

by woserz February 5, 2018

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

Candy Ass (CA)

Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.

The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022