Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him

I’m a Brandon I like pizza

by Ri Ree December 14, 2021

Brandon

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny

Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh

by Christopher846373 April 29, 2022

Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 21, 2022

Brandon

Clearly a SLU lover.

Ew guys, Brandon was at the St. Lawerence game the other week and he was cheering for them.

by duckiechip167 October 05, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.

“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”

by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 23, 2021

Brandon

An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.

Brandon is our president.

by onecoolpa November 02, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a bitch ass nigga, fuck Brandon

There go Brandon bein a bitch ass nigga again

by Yawnbreaker November 22, 2023