cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

by aludram July 12, 2010

Hammy Time

A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.

man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefarb doghtne adlr!
(Translation: fuck you your not drunk enough, you can still put together a comprehensive sentence you piece of shit!)

by max sugerman October 15, 2008

Alvin Time

When you arrive 10 - 20 minutes after the allotted time you gave a person.

Zo: "Ayyo I'ma be at yo place at 3:30, Alvin Time"
Brown: "Oh, so like at 3:50?"
Zo: "Ya"

by thedarkbrownman November 7, 2009

Yeet Time

A word used to describe an action, in which a mother, father, or any human being, with the mother's consent, throw the baby, or other forms of a small child, aggressively out a window, door, or any other open object. The person may say, "YEET" while doing this action.

The baby in the movie theater wouldn't shut up. So, I went over to the mom and said, "May I yeet your baby?". She replied, "Yes". Then I yeeted the baby out of the theatre via the door. While I did so, I yelled," Yeet Time!"

by Edwardism January 26, 2019

Homie time

When you and your homie get together, with little to no clothing, and do things only bros would do.

Homie 1: Hey man, your ass looks great today. Can we have homie time later?
Homie 2: As long as you say no homo and wear socks.

by gay stick August 21, 2019

Closing Time

A part at the end of every work day, it's an excuse to play Semisonic's hit named 'Closing Time' which became popular because of the movie 'Friends With Benefits'. Normally the song is played in a dramatic style such as a meaningful exit. An example is at a High-School graduation, as the song 'Closing Time' may have a deeper meaning to some as moving onto a new place and leaving the old. Either that or it's used ironically, however the song is quite catchy.

An example, an office building at 8:00PM
*Closing Time starts*
Bill: "Who the hell is playing that?"
Kyle: "It's Steve, he plays that every damn time we close up..."
Steve: *Chanting to the tune of Closing Time* "I know who I want to take me home, take me home!"

by Captain_Irony November 18, 2016

Granny Time

One on one time with someone else. Usually to discuss life issues, and other important things that occupy the two conversing people's minds.

In the sense of spending time with your grandmother and asking for her assistance.

Tom: Hey do we need some Granny Time tonight?

Hariot: Yeah, we really do. I'm in a pickle and need to figure this shit out.

by grannywhite November 6, 2011