jew me down

Alternative to "Jew me Over.

Tyrone tried to Jew me down, I said I wanted $400 for the scooter brand new he came with only $325.

by Bandit Z3 May 22, 2016

Nigger Loving Jew

What a man with a towel on his head called a YouTube by the name of LeafyIsHere

"Leafy is a nigger loving Jew"

by DumbCuntBoi June 23, 2016

Ching Chong Jew

An asian store/gas station owner who sells their gas at the highest prices in town.

I never buy my gas there. There just a bunch of Ching Chong Jews.

by 999Indigo May 25, 2013

Straight up Jew

To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.

A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.

A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.

Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!

by g-diggity February 24, 2008

your jew is showing

When you are being cheap without knowing it (it's used to warn people that they are doing something cheap/jewish). Usually used with Jewish people.

Man1: Would you please spare a dime for children in need?
Man2: Umm...I don't think I can do that(walks away)
Man3(to Man2): Wow you couldn't spare a dime? Your jew is showing.

by goldinismyname December 9, 2010

Nazis vs. Jews

A game played throughout a town, usually at night. It involves two teams, a team of Nazis and a team of Jews. Both teams carry throwing projectiles such as balls or apples. The Nazi team is much smaller but carries much more apples and spends the game searching for the Jews on bikes. If they find the Jews, who are hiding, they drop the bikes and attempt to capture the Jews and pelt them with the apples. When the Jews are captured, they are tied up and brought to a general location in the middle of the town, either to be guarded, tortured, or freed by the rest of the Jews. The game ends when all Jews are captured. The game is also similar to fugitive and may be referred to as Apples.

What are we doing tonight?
How about a game of Nazis vs. Jews?

by fireflakes July 22, 2010

captain jew gold

The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.

(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!

by Solid Snail October 12, 2013