Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

by Danr1708 January 26, 2022

everything can kill you

Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.

Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!

by nonexistentturtle August 4, 2021

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

by i love having no friends June 23, 2021

Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.

by Maitcha July 14, 2022

I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.

Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.

by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011

can you break it down

explain something , especially by dividing it into parts

That chart looks a little complicated. Can you break it down for me?

by TtㅅㅆㄷㄱㄷㄴTTeresa Oh March 23, 2017