Eat a dick backwards

Intended to be an insult but eating a dick backwards is not possible.

Alex BIack is always telling the PCSO to eat a dick backwards because he’s going to prison forever.

by HollowayPCSO April 5, 2022

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Canker dick

In short terms someone that has a canker sore on their penis dude

Dude I think I have a bad case of canker dick it hurts bro

by Rootwitch June 9, 2020

dick

the male genitailia used for cumming and creating sprmwhales lmao

can i see ur dick

yea here whips it out

by lmoaboylolsboy August 15, 2022

dick

a nickname and definetely not what you are thinking about right now

teacher: hi everyone let me show you this dick
teacher: can you please let richard go back to his seat

by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021

rolled up dick

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.

by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015