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Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit
Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.
by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021
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SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you smear SHIT all over your body and especially YOUR FANNY.
Standing in front of the fan.as when the SHIT HITS THE FAN. you are in ecstasy especially by the feel of the DRYING EFFECT of SHIT and the aromatic SHIT FUMES.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021
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Shit

shit is a word for things like taking a poop or saying "aw shit" when you step on dog poop or cat poop
Bob: AW SHIT I STEPPED ON DOG SHIT
Rick: no worries we can clean up the shit on your shoes
Bob: Thanks
by gdcolo7 September 8, 2022
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shit sister

every family has one....the less favourite or popular or successful sibling. Think of Danni Minogue compared to Kylie. Danni is the shit sister. Could also, be the second favourite son, if you have a brother.
by HomeBrand August 30, 2021
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Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.
by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021
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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.
Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.
by redhen1 October 12, 2022
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