Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Sorry I don't know that one

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.

Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

N I G G A

a nigga is a black person and can be used as in insult.

person 1: HEY NIGGA
Person 2: WHY YA CALLIN ME A NIGGA
Person 1: BECAUSE I FUCKIN CAN ITS THE LAW
Person 3: Hey guys what's going on?
Person 1 and 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DISCORD MOD 300 POUNDS LIVES IN MOMMYS BASEMENT NO LIFE NO GRASS TOUCHED OLD HAIRY VIRGIN.
Person 3: o u c h.
Definiton: An insult or a black person

Person 1:N I G G A

by BigFatDicklol June 26, 2023

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

I Fill You

Green love 💚 is used to say i love you to someone who is not really that close to you (just friend). You and me are just friends, but our love is pure, you fill us with love and happiness, you're our love and our friend. We promise to keep loving you till the end of time and forEVEr.

Yeyes: I Fill (💚) you

So, if someone says " I fill you" it means i love you more than anything.

by SFUTeam_Ina April 4, 2022

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

I love hot dads

People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023