Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

Izzy Shit

A football maneuver in which a quarterback sucks the dick of the other team's coach in order to guarantee a victory.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear who won the superbowl?

Person 2: Yeah, the Eagles. Nick Foles must have done an Izzy Shit for Bill Belichick

by izzybusybee February 24, 2018

Having your shit together

Being a G

Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "

by Kahnroye December 7, 2017

Piece of Shit

Someone who’s first name starts with a C and rhymes with Brody or last name starts with an L.

This shit is the worst shit of all history.

It is like dog shit that has been sitting on your shoe for three weeks, but was left in a car heating up to 110 degrees. It has not only ruined a perfectly good show, but also a good car. It basically exists to ruin anything and everything in its path.

This shit may possibly be unaware of the damage it causes, but that’s how bad of a shit it is... it is literally a stupid piece of shit.

That piece of shit came out of the devils asshole.

by Whyarepeoplestupid February 9, 2018

yaba daba dip shit

A word used to describe someone who is dumb or in other words a dip shit but it’s just funnier than saying just he’s a dip shit

Man 1 “That yaba daba dip shit said no”
Man 2 “lol yaba daba dip shit”

by bobocar1 January 31, 2021

Shit Exactly

When you take a shit but there is nothing to wipe or your first wipe doesn’t have shit on it.

I though it would take me a while in the bathroom but I had a shit exactly.

by Dän The Great December 30, 2020

Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.

Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024