My Faye

The "one" that's perfect for you in every way and checks all your boxes.

I will probably never find my Faye.

by Mr. headfunker September 24, 2020

My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.

I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.

by BlackToast69 September 25, 2020

Stay off my google

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.

Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”

by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020

Hit My Phone

To call a person on there cell phone, and to be instrested in them

"Hey baby, hit my phone..."
"K."

by My dictionary2009 September 27, 2020

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020

My beautiful Isabel

Her namesIsabel which means beautiful and there’s nothing more beautiful in the world than her. Her eyes shine so bright and they’re dreamier than anything. She’s my shining star my angel and shines brighter than anything She’s a gift from god that I’ll never lose she’s heaven my heaven. She’s so sweet she’s irresistible I jisy wanna cuddle w her all the time and I can’t get her off my mind. She’s always there for me through thick and thin I’ll be too. I promise to her that imma be w her till time ends. I need her she’s my rose that’ll never ever fade she has no thorns and is perfrct and perfrct for me. When she smiles at me the World is right and when she holds my hand i get so many butterflies her sweet little soft hand that I wanna kiss and make her feel like a priceless princess cause that what she is she’s my beautiful princess no one else’s and I need her now and forever. When she gave me the first hug my heart jisy melted and my heart is gonna be all urs forever and ever. People don’t understand when I tell my friends how beautiful she is they don’t even know she’s just indescribable. And she’s as beautiful on the inside as the out and I wanna take her all over the world I promise I’ll be romantic for her and be her gentleman and make her so happy and safe and special cause she’s the love of my life. I’ve had the most amazing year all cause of her. Well take this places and I mean it baby I’ll never lose u and I’ll make U my queen❤️I love you🌹

My beautiful Isabel is my soulmate.

by Baby u know October 20, 2020

tucking in my shirt

Euphemism for masturbating

"I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment"

by Therouni October 21, 2020