A red hot, sticky caboose, filled to the brim (Jew Style) with fat, sweaty, bald, elderly, and nude men with thick burly beards, who are ready to give you the sexsperience your virgin sphincter craves. (More pleasurable if a suppository is inserted before the act.) One must rip a phat rail of white lightning off the gooch of a passenger
I was having a shittyweek until I unloaded on the local Wayne Train
a decorative piece of feces made by a person like peter pinori (otherwise known as the mentally retarted) which is shaped like a train and runs on toilet paper tracks (popular in mexican cities)
"all aboard the stink-train"
"peter what have i told you about playing with your stink-train before dinner"