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man moose

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.
by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007
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Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023
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Man straw

Where a girl sucks off your full, hard, cum filled cock, essentially drinking your man essence through a straw, that wipes you out.
There's something about a lady who wants to suck off your essence through your man straw that makes you just want to jam her head into you even harder and never let go.
by Man strawman. August 21, 2013
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Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.
You’re a baobab”
Fuck off zygote man”
by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019
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Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.
Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"
by Lostathome June 19, 2014
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Bubblegum man

Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.
by fierbreather03 April 11, 2019
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