I just pied in your arms tonight

To disrespect someone while they are holding you.

I just pied in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.

by Islands in the Kitchen October 3, 2020

I'm just trying to make it through the day

Means that you've had a hard day and you don't feel like dealing with peoples bullshit.

Did you clean the bathroom?
Reply: Hey, I'm just trying to make it through the day!

by Lyndsay_708 April 23, 2006

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

Why did you just look this up

Why did you just why did you look this up what where you thinking would come up

Just why did you just look this up?

by BUDDYTHECAT March 22, 2022

oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016

i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama

dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch

by damn white boy July 10, 2010

I just have really high standards

A way for others to know that what you mean is "I find your existance to be below acceptable realms of human intelligence."

"I won't go out with you because I just have really high standards."

by Scott Baker June 27, 2004