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Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.
Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021
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Buffalo Wings

When you stick your dick in a girl's butt and it pops a hemorrhoid causing the hemorrhoid juice to burst all over your penis.
"Damn bro, I had a crazy night last night. I met this freaky chick who was down for anything, I even got my Buffalo Wings."
by D3NNN1S February 18, 2025
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Snow wings

When you eat out a woman after you have cum inside her.
My girlfriend still wanted more after I was done, so I had to earn my snow wings.
by WimYam March 29, 2021
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Bird Wings

Big, oversized eyelashes that women like to wear.
I met this one girl yesterday and she was fine as fuck, but she had fake Ugg boots and Bird Wings
by ClaySoggyfries April 2, 2021
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Daniel Wing

Daniel Wing has an average penis size but he is very cool and is very good at call of duty. He can be short tempered and also very caring for people. He has the best game with women on earth.
Daniel Wing just rizzed another 10/10
by Dickfella7835 August 8, 2024
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Crimson Tide Wing Man

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
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Gorilla Wing

A cast off bike frame or project bike with little or no current value, but the potential to be valuable or impressive to the right audience once it’s repaired, finished, or built up in a collectible fashion.

Differs from hoarded trash only in having a timeline for restoration.

Gorilla wings are complementary items to unicorn parts, which can be hung on them to create a nice bike.
“Dude. My son wants the neon fade Klein frame.”
- “Cool. I’ve got a gorilla wing hanging in my garage already.”
by Biketinker November 23, 2018
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