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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to Angel Jose Robles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to Angel Jose Robles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: ప్రసిద్ధమైనది శక్తి Prasid'dhamainadi śakti: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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first year fringe

when a girl in her first year of high school decides that her hair would looks great if she used all of it as a fringe
"Oh man, look at this picture of me in first year, that first year fringe is fierce!"
by siskatoni December 1, 2013
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sesqui-first cousin-niece

My sesqui-first cousin-niece is a good girl.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the sesqui-first cousin-niecemug.

First Story Bar & Kitchen

A fun place with a good vibe, appetising food and innovative cocktails.
I am tired of these basic places let’s hangout at First Story Bar & Kitchen this weekend!
by The__Almighty November 23, 2021
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double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s pibling.
2- Child of their parent’s nibling with the other parent’s nibling.
3- Child of their parent’s pibling with the other parent’s nibling.
4- Parent's double-first-cousin.
5- Double-first-cousin's child.
My double-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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