window scratcher

Someone who is generally creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. Can also be used as a verb: window scratching or scratching windows.

John has been staring at me all hour; he’s an absolute window scratcher.

by Plmokni May 8, 2019

Windows Vista

Innocent OS that is targetted by MacShitass users. Go see Windows ME, also yall forgot that RTM was the bad one and not SP2? It's the fucking hardware not the OS. Get a life and touch grass Mashitosh users y'all definitely have no brain and a dad

Macshitass user: wInDoWs vIsTa iS wOrSt oS!1!1!1
Linux fanboy: yEs!1!1 lInUx iS bEsT!1!1
Macshitass user: nOoOoOoOo mAcOs iS gUuuuuuuuud!1!1!1!1! yOuR hAcKeR oS iS tRaSh!1!1
Linux fanboy: fAk yOu WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!1

by WindowsServer2003YT May 24, 2023

Window Shopping

The act of looking at and/or flirting with girls while currently in a relationship. This act is not to be considered cheating.

"Chill out babe I'm not cheating I'm just window shopping"

by Cunt-fucker9000 January 24, 2020

Window Shopping

A term used in baseball to describe a player that strikes out looking (doesn't swing).

"Here's the pitch.....Strike three! Harper gets caught window shopping on the low fastball to end the inning."

by TheInterestingMan June 12, 2017

Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.

I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!

by docebo June 9, 2019

Windows 10ner

Someone who uses Windows 10 religiously and refuses to accept any other operating system.

Shut up, Windows 10ner.

by Artyboi April 6, 2023

Windows 7

Most overrated operating system in the history of mankind.

Windows 7 is just Windows Vista: Less Shitty Edition.

by mhmdv July 28, 2018