Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022

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Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

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Chad Johnson

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.

That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.

by FakeJSchlatt June 9, 2020

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An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!

guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

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Sophia Elizabeth Johnson

Sophia Elizabeth Johnson is a BAD BITCH name only goddesses have this name. Best people to be around and an amazing friend

Look! It’s Sophia Elizabeth Johnson being a queen

by bigdicksucker June 29, 2020

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Johnson

The last name johnson is the best name you can have. It’s meaning is the son of John . If you get someone with the last name johnson, do not let go of them. JOHNSONS ARE THE BEST

“Who is the best”
“Johnson’s”

by Name and zodiacs July 31, 2022

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