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Shot In The Eye

The fine art of nailing a girl in the eye with your extremely accurate semen blast
Fuckin right Sheldor Give'r a shot in the eye for me too man! *High Five*


Get'r Done!
by Iron James January 26, 2004
mugGet the Shot In The Eyemug.

eye boogers

Mucous usually found in the corner of the eye, although not uncommon to also be discovered in the eyelashes.

When dry they will simply flake off and fall away from the eye, however if they are moist they can be difficult to remove without washing with warm water. Common to "pink eye" also known as conjunctivitis.

See also: crackles
Damn baby, WTF is up with those eye boogers? You been asleep the whole day?

Homey just rolled in here picking his eye boogers talkin' 'bout 'I din here nothin' 'bout no damn time change!'
by TheWordDr October 28, 2009
mugGet the eye boogersmug.

eye bleach

Pictures of hot girls that are looked at when someone views a particularly disturbing picture, especially one that is made especially for rule 34
Dude, This picture of a 500 pound naked chick with asparagus coming out of all holes is disgusting! I need some eye bleach!
by Fjiblfitz December 15, 2008
mugGet the eye bleachmug.

goats eye

The Arabian Goats Eye is a cock ring with a goats eye attached around it for extra pleasure.

Have 1,001 Arabian orgasms! Soak the Goats Eye in warm water 5 minutes before sex and place around the shaft. During erection the ring will tighten itself and with each thrust the fine hairs will stimulate the clitoris and the opening to the vagina.

The pressure of the Goats Eye can also help maintain erections. Size of an orgasm!
Jonathan placed the goats eye over his rock hard penis and began instering his member into his parner (a random homeless man found on the streets of Leeds, UK). His partner chuckled with delite as the goats eye tickled his tender rectum before he screamed and Jon released his creamy load over his partners sweating back.
by Rob Hogsmith January 9, 2006
mugGet the goats eyemug.

eye punk

to punch someone in the eye, then repeatedly stab them in the other eye, then stick your dick into the socket.
-"dude, why is my eye gone, and why do I have cum in it?"
- "must have gotten eye punked"
by Dog eats God December 18, 2010
mugGet the eye punkmug.

Googly Eyes

When your eyes are all over the place. Like the ones you glue on elementary school projects
"Da Fuck! Look at that bitches googly eyes, they look from east to west!"
by @lpha September 10, 2011
mugGet the Googly Eyesmug.

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