Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike
Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun
Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun
by Brosephalosaurus July 22, 2008
when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
by gumless but with brushed teeth January 01, 2011
A man whose balls are hidden beneath a womans skirt . A guy who follows blindly whatever his female partner asks of him .
A man who has female attributes and willingly allows his female partner to orchestrate the relationship . Skirt balls refers to the organ the male having characteristics of a skirt ball . Extensive research indicate mutation in the seminiferous tubules causing formation of skirt-like covering.
Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .
Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .
by JBLOPEZ006 December 28, 2010
When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't
Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
by durak night August 07, 2010
by kitkatcatjesus August 31, 2013
This is a variation on the game of American football, the game has the same rules as far as scoring but the little yellow flag does not exist, the ball is played by either a chunk of wood or rock or anything large and heavy. In this game you may bash,hit,strike,assault,smack,kick the shit out of, or any combination of the above with or without the ball. This game is a common Thanksgiving day activity in the redneck states.
by Dead Man487 November 26, 2009
Ball pythons, also known as royal pythons, are probably the most amazing snakes EVER, to keep as pets. They tend to be a little shy and are amazingly docile, perfect for beginners. They come in various colors, or 'morphs,' and they are all beautiful; from the normal or the chocolate to the lavender albino or the piebald. They are insanely adorable and really develop their own personalities! They're great :)
Person1: Dude, did you hear that Sally got a ball python?
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!
by hey people May 08, 2012