Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012

Princess Personality Disorder

A personality disorder in which a person acts like a princess and is constantly having others do things for them.

Will you bring my coffee to me, I have Princess Personality Disorder and can't do it myself.

by NarcissaMalfoy10773 January 24, 2018

Completely normal person

Someone who isnt trying to be the BIG thing. just genuinely trying to be useful and to have a good life, they do care about their grades, also will definitely will have an good job, did we even mention how they are only a little different when it comes in appearance?

God these brats doing the fake masochism thing saying they are "normal", do they even know what is a completely normal person?

by Insomnion June 25, 2022

Ask a person out

On February 7 ask someone that you like on a date or even to be in a relationship

Hey since it is ask a person out day... will you go out with me

by Yahoo urban February 4, 2020

Three person tickler

Beating the shit out of your dick and then partner, while sing the lyrics to any 50s songs. Then find a third person and shove your fist as far up there ass as they spit on the other person face. Then you projectile cum on both of them, and then do a 3 hour anal session.

Any one up for a three person tickler?

by 5678m December 20, 2021

most adorable person

you.
no denying it.

hey look! It’s the most adorable person over there!

by enigma.0 August 21, 2021

jackens personal helper

jackens personal helper gives jackens free drinks and food.

yo jackens personal helper. cm'here boiiii. WHERE U AT SON.

by jackens November 11, 2020