Jizzney stones

The pain you feel while ejaculating.

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”

by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021

Stone Freeze

The sensation of applying benzoylmethylecgonine to ones incisors.

I love the stone freeze from this coke!!

by Uncle Pepperjack February 8, 2024

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

Say Infinity Stone (Thursday Morning)

A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco

say infinity stone (thursday morning) is lit

by Sarah Smiles February 14, 2019

Cyber stoning

The act of hurting an "other" via the internet.

Cyber stoning is like Sending an electrical pulse through headphones to hurt, or to say or do mean things via the internet.

by Irdjk June 22, 2021

Rosetta Stoned

When someone is so stoned that they start speaking another language.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Je suis un buffle!
Guy 1: What are you, Rosetta Stoned?
Guy 2: Si senor.

by EightBitDictionary May 29, 2016

Stonely

A portmanteau of stoned and lonely.

Getting baked, yet again by himself, Ian became mad stonely.

by sixsixtysix September 25, 2020