Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

speed loader

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

by [e-mail] March 12, 2011

Speed Frape

To frape someone very quickly, normally via a mobular hand piece.

He got my phone and speed fraped me. He only had it for three seconds.

by will.i.ian July 1, 2011

speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011

skeefdoph

when you go out of your way to tell someone to get off the grass just because you cut it. and sit by ur grass waiting at the very opportunity to yell just because its all you have to do in life.

did you see that guy he was like 5 foot 8 trying to act all tuff tellin me If i walkd near his grass he was gonna turn me into a fruit rollup! -im sure glad i offerd to take all the neighbors dogs for a walk at the same time, so I could go pay a visit to that skeefdoph

by BIG LOR DOG November 2, 2011

speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 17, 2012

Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible

Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling

by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012