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Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014
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Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.
I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.
by bori5003 April 11, 2014
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afk sleeping

i'm afk sleeping, hi
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sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.
Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!
by Dr. Babybear August 3, 2014
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Sleep

"hey mishelle, Its late, You should probably go to sleep..."
"Sure! I'll just call you on Skpe first! ^_^"
"I think you forgot how to english mishelle, its sleep"
"Ok so wanna play Aram or Ranked?"
by SexGod696969 October 18, 2014
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sleeping mexican

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'

Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
by Sele November 7, 2013
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Sleep taco

N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life

Person 2: whats that all over your chest?

Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tacos from my blanket.
by lolo123lolol123 November 17, 2013
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