Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.

Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.

by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023

sleep deprivation demon

A person who sleeps so little they birth a demon of the night

Man, after studying for that Physics final my sleep deprivation demon is all over me

by Weeelums December 27, 2019

Did We Sleep Together At Anytime.?!.

Did We Sleep Together At Anytime.?!.

Did We Sleep Together At Anytime.?!.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

sleeped

(verb)

a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "

I only sleeped for three hours last night!

by Megstersupreme February 9, 2018

sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 29, 2017

drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016