n. Hair that is very attractive looking, especially on a certain person who is attractive. It is usually determined by the hairstyle and how messy it is.
by WhovianGirl August 20, 2011
Get the hair pornmug. person 1: hey man have you ever heard of fnaf porn?
person 2 : fuck yeah its the hottest thing ever!
person 1 i know right?!
person 2 : fuck yeah its the hottest thing ever!
person 1 i know right?!
by gayporn69 December 10, 2017
Get the fnaf pornmug. chipmunk porn is not little squirrle animals fucking but actually fast forwarding a porno to the good scenes and the moaning and voices speed up making them sound like alvin and the three chipmunks.
Bob is too horny and has no patience to watch the couple in his porn get through the foreplay and fastforwards it to the anal penetration scene where the females ass shoots a pink sock and while fastforwarding it Bob has discovered chipmunk porn
by Travis hines September 24, 2008
Get the [chipmunk] [porn]mug. by ShinxUncle February 21, 2011
Get the Fudge Pornmug. An email address that you give when you don't want anyone to know your real email address. Most commonly used when you have to register at a site to view porn. Also, having a porn address allows you the freedom and benefit of giving your girlfriend access to your email without worry.
"Dude, I met this SMOKING hot chick on the plane today and she wants to hook up!"
"Whoa, aren't you worried Shirley will find out?"
"Nah, I gave her my porn address."
"Whoa, aren't you worried Shirley will find out?"
"Nah, I gave her my porn address."
by stauff30 May 8, 2013
Get the Porn Addressmug. Re-arranging the furniture in ones office, dorm room etc... so that when visitors are present they can not see the person looking at porn on their computer.
David: Dude, I need to move the couch in the living room because when Jen visits she can totally tell I'm looking at porn and not actually studying biology with her
Steve: I know what we need, we just need to Porn-Shway the room
Steve: I know what we need, we just need to Porn-Shway the room
by Flavor_Dave August 10, 2009
Get the Porn-Shwaymug. To love gardening by toiling in the soils of the out-of-doors, propagating honest and humble legal plants for pure enjoyment of nature, the earth and seeing something grow. It is okay to talk green porn to other like-minded individuals. Beware as those who do not will quickly get the deer-in-headlights look or the Homer glazed over look.
That "Hosta la vista" baby group on Facebook is Green Porn man.
Garden tours with the gals is just good green porn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what I did this weekend. Can't wait until I see my green porn.
Garden tours with the gals is just good green porn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what I did this weekend. Can't wait until I see my green porn.
by Saladmaster November 4, 2012
Get the Green Pornmug.