Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh
by longschlong79 August 24, 2021
Get the Matthew’s Mommug. A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.
Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?
Errr..
You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!
I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.
Errr..
You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!
I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.
by DJ Silly Hat January 8, 2008
Get the your mommug. That whale has nothing on Lepy's Mom.
Did you see the new stadium being built, It's atleast one and a half Lepy's Mom.
Did you see the new stadium being built, It's atleast one and a half Lepy's Mom.
by Dude Kickass March 9, 2005
Get the Lepy's Mommug. by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010
Get the your mommug. One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
by Florian Geyer November 27, 2016
Get the Mom Ballsmug. 1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.
2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.
3. Slut.
2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.
3. Slut.
"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"
"I went and saw your mom last night!"
"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."
"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"
"I went and saw your mom last night!"
"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."
"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"
by Skyline Rescue Dart June 10, 2006
Get the Your mommug. Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"
by MaryOnegative May 30, 2014
Get the mom-commug.