Low-Ram

A situation where a client named Ram intentionally or inadvertently forgets all the advice you have given them. They use their low memory constraint as justification to f*** you whenever they get the opportunity.

Co-worker: "I know we told Ram about this a month ago? Why is he acting like this is the first time we talked about this?"

Me: "He's just Low-Ram'ing you. He's incapable of behaving differently. It's not your fault - he needs a memory upgrade."

by Anon84121 March 24, 2021

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 20, 2025

hanging super low

hanging super low when a man has little to nothing in his pants. a man who is not well endowed

John: hey man how's it hanging?
Mark: it's not hanging super low but I hope to make him hard later

hanging super low

by henry.osm April 17, 2020

Nicky Lowe

To say and do the right thin so a girl falls for you and you can start / keep banging her until you get bored and phase her out while you Nicky Lowe another in

She's fit but I'm gonna have to Nicky Lowe her to get her back to mine

by Snorlax July 25, 2016

Low taper fade day

So on January 7th 2024 the man Ericdoa released a video of him singing about his life and got too his grandma he didn’t want to cry so he tried to make himself laugh and said “imagine if ninja got a low taper fade” the video blew up in popularity amassing over 10million views the next day ninja found the video and shortly after released a video of him getting a low taper fade after that a picture of ninja in a low taper fade gained popularity and after that the meme spiraled into its own thing

Today is January 7th which means it’s low taper fade day dang that’s so MASSIVE

by overfloww January 08, 2025

Shit Low

When in the bid process for services, your bid is the lowest bid out of all the bidders by a wide margin and is most likely missing scope and you most likely have to honor your bid

Our bid for the work was shit low.

by June 08, 2022

Low pockets

Another way to point out a front butt. The pockets of the person with front butt tend to angle down and appear lower then they would on some one without a front butt.

Her front butt was so bad she had Low pockets.

by Ehh69 November 24, 2019