noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...

by Sexydimma February 4, 2012

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Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

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noob

one who is p'wned. see also newb

peter is a noob at world of warcraft

by Al Downes November 9, 2008

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Urban Noob

When you're a Noob at urbandictionary and you forget to add Square Brackets, even though they don't say that you can do that and I had to look it up on a video on YouTube, around words so that people can find your definition.

Oop. I'm such an Urban Noob I forgot to add Square Brackets around words in my description of diidiotźalad. Guess I'll just have to unpublish and republish it with brackets. As a side note, is bootycecption possible? booty

by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

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