Noob

A person who is a stupid cunt and do weird stuff.

Markus Fjær is such Noob

by YBN B-rage September 14, 2018

Noob stay noob

Phrase
Derogatory

This implies that the said audience remains noobs because of his incompentency

Wow bro 15 minutes and youre 0/10 in top lane? Noob stay noob.

by Lazada 11 11 sale November 17, 2020

Noob

Noob Is A Player Who Always Loses And Never Wins So Pro Players Call Them "Noob"
But It Can Always End With Karma :D

Hey Noob You Always Lose You Noob
The Noob: Says The One Who Always Rages When Gets Killed
>:C IM GONNA HIT U
The Noob: Ok .-.

by Aldriftclyde A Noob November 23, 2019

Noob

A young man residing in Central Indiana who enjoys calling everyone else "Noob" without realizing that he himself is the biggest Noob of all.

That Graham kid thinks he's hot shit, but he's really just a gigantic Noob.

by I'mNotANoob. July 18, 2011

noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.

j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D

by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010

noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper

harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

by jijun't April 30, 2020

noob

(the first real definition for noob that's not bashing towards them)

A noob is someone who is new to the game and unexperienced. Not someone who killed you.

bob: are you a noob?
noob: yes, how do i play

by Pl3bberr July 5, 2018