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by Al Downes November 9, 2008
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Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024
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Dam She a noob

To left dam she a noob
by Zach made dis December 14, 2018
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Noob

Someone one who look dumb and that's new to anything
There are a lot of NOOBS on Roblox. ~Scalials
by Scalials November 5, 2017
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noob

A word that people usually use in gaming as an alternative for "a fucking retard"
this noob really cant use this gun
by google resident April 14, 2022
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noob

a new player not a skin type or the person that clapped you in arsenal
by potato_power January 25, 2022
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Urban Noob

When you're a Noob at urbandictionary and you forget to add Square Brackets, even though they don't say that you can do that and I had to look it up on a video on YouTube, around words so that people can find your definition.
Oop. I'm such an Urban Noob I forgot to add Square Brackets around words in my description of diidiotźalad. Guess I'll just have to unpublish and republish it with brackets. As a side note, is bootycecption possible? booty
by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022
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