Noob

if I call you a noob you are a noob

you are a noob

by BellaN April 19, 2020

Noob

A person who is inexperienced in inserting their funny parts into the anal cavity of their father, yet does it anyway.

Hey, shut up you noob!

by Smart Child May 5, 2020

noob

1. A newbie
2. A player who sucks at everything and calls the opposing team hackers

1. Vincent: Yo Tim, let's play some Overwatch!

Timothy: Nah dude, I'm still a noob, just play with Ben...

Vincent: He doesn't even fucking know what Overwatch is!

2. *noob gets 1 tapped in csgo*

noob: OMG WTF@!!!@! U FUK HAXKER U FUKC NUB GO PLYA MINCERAFT!!!! FUCKING 1 TAP HAX!!!11!!1

1 tap dude: u just sux admit it noob

by The retarded boy May 26, 2017

The King Noob

A youtube channel. The King Noob donates robux to people in need and likes to play bedwars and tds. The King Noob is the leader of Noobs and has a Noob Army. The King Noob are friends with CJToons and liveswordgamer. He plays scp 3008 and goes to St. Patrick elementary school. Don't get on his bad side or it will not be good. He Lives at OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEE IS AFTER ME RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

The king noob is a nice king.

by The King Noob March 9, 2023

A noob

Louise tveito

Ahhh you are such a noob, just like louise tveito

by Bollekaka September 20, 2022

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

NOOB

Can be used to describe a NEW THING, e.g. "this word is a NOOB, only being used since..." (UK)

"This word is a NOOB, Ngram viewer confirms really widespread since the 2010s"
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by waanaabe August 18, 2025