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Rogich Middle School 

This school is so ass people have nothing to do with you even if ur ass is getting kicked because u owe someone weed money. People will eat eachother out in the bathroom. Not to mention all the transgenders and annoying assholes here. The staff is terrible and nobody even likes the school because one thing leads to another ur getting hit with water balloons and ur soaked. You'll see used condoms anywhere trash, bathroom anywhere. It gets really funny sometimes because the deans will blame you even though ur innocent, then your parents will come and pick yo ass up. Overall this school is ass don't go to it.
Person 1: look over there she's getting her ass beat.
Person 2: *whips out camera*
Deans: *In house for 1000 days*
Person 3: Rogich Middle School is ass

derby middle school

a ms in Birmingham. Controlled by annoying boys and mean girls. Lots of pda is the hallways. Always drama. There are 2 main social groups “popular relevant kids” and “weird kids who watch anime” beware of 8th grade girls their vicious and will play you like a flute. 7th graders are just fucking annoying and the 6th graders make everyone want to kill themselves!

birchwood middle school 

a terrible place with mean teachers boring classes and especially fake people. everyone is too scared to do what they say and wait till they got home to confront someone where every white kid thinks they are from the hood even though they have the best lives
wow all of those girls at birchwood middle school are so fake

carbondale middle school

Carbondale Middle School, (CMS) is.... kids think they are all that, just some wannabees, and followers. Kids get exposed for vape at 6th grade. CMS is soo... awesome.
Omg, you are so cool! Must be from Carbondale Middle School.
I just saw lots of weave on the floor, must be Carbondale Middle School!

Pershing middle school

Pershing middle school is a school full of ghetto black people. There is always that group of white bitches that nobody likes except for themselves. All the teachers there are bitches and always up your ass about everything. The principal is literally gay in both ways. There is at least 1 fight everyday. The food is disgusting. Everyone goes there because they are druggies and can’t get into any other school. Every time you tell someone you go to Pershing they get uncomfortable or they call you ghetto or dumb.
Man: I go to Pershing middle school!
Girl: ew ur so ghetto
Man: no I’m not like that
Girl : get away from me you ghetto black person

Stimson Middle School 

Pretty average school, bunch of people hate it for the teachers but some are alright.
1: Hello sir, what school do you go to?
2: Ello my fine fuckin mate I go to the Henry L Stimson Middle School which was named after the man Henry L Stimson, an American statesman, lawyer and Republican Party politician who was born on September 21, 1867 and passed away on October 20, 1950. My school is located at 401 Oakwood Road, with the coordinates of 40.834526, -73.429445. My school has 919 students, 479 male and 440 female. My school’s walls are all beige, tiled. My school has 4 wings with about 14 rooms in each wing. The 100 and 200 wings are in a octagonal shape, while the 300 and 400 wings retain a rectangular shape. I am a high honors student and I know all.
1: k

shahala middle school 

a hell hole filled with crack heads and ghetto girls. everyone posts “dhmu, only the real ones know 😭😭😭” on their snap and try to be cute. people juul in the bathrooms and skip classes. honestly I’d rather yeet myself off a bridge than spend another year there.
josh- “omg you went to shahala?”
Becky- “yeah i hated it... hydroflacks and hot Cheetos flying everywhere”
shahala middle school is a hell hole.