The Load

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda

Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!

by geekmalone November 18, 2021

Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

sh-load

When its bigger then your normal load and you been hodling it back for awhile.

The after party wasnt ready for when i dropped my sh-load.

by Y2ICON November 23, 2021

Error loading 90

She is the best or u can say the bestest...if you are talking to her ...treat her the best you can...you are lucky to have her...she is good with everything .

How is life going error loading 90?
As hot as volcano 🌋 !!!!

by Xhuntergoonakillyou November 24, 2021

error loading 90

She is the best best best nd lastly the best!!!!!if you have her ..then broo you are dammmm luckyyyyy..I swear...
Never ever hurt her...

How are you?error loading 90
As hot as volcano

by Xhuntergoonakillyou November 24, 2021

you loaded

they asking yo ass fo nudes

“you loaded?”

by anonymous January 16, 2022

Double Loading

that feel when a DC takes lysate and RNA and cures cancer. #electroporation

Damn dude my grandma was about to die until the DECKER too her DC and did double loading and saved her life. Thank god for science!

by mrallele April 13, 2022