Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw March 02, 2016
"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."
"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
by TomSmith13 October 20, 2015
the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
by blah's February 09, 2011
Dude 1:That boy talked some shit about carl last week.
Dude 2:Oh that boy going on the jump list fosho
Dude 2:Oh that boy going on the jump list fosho
by chiktuez September 07, 2021
by one sexy ninja December 24, 2003
a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.
cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.
by makutassead November 09, 2009