Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson is the type of person that Has an average dick can hoop dirty minded and will roast the hell out of you

Jaden Johnson is a man thot

by Urdun dictionary October 24, 2018

Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

Brick Johnson

When it’s cold outside it’s “Brick”.. but when it’s absolutely freezing out it’s Brick Johnson.

Mike - Yo bro how’s the weather today ?

Mikes friend - Not going to lie bro it’s brick johnson right now.

by MStock December 7, 2025

Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024

boris johnson

sexier than toby by a smidge.

wow that guy is a boris johnson

by bigman766 July 14, 2021

Reece Johnson

The hottest most badass guy ever

Reece’s puffs Reece’s puffs peanut butter chocolate flavour - Reece Johnson

by Killer keen star 69 July 14, 2018

Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla

She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.

by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021