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Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J
I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him
by Caitlinator16 April 20, 2022
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Jaron

A tall, absolutely shredded genius who will do ten times as well as you at anything with little to no practice, and can get girls even though he has little to no social skills whatsoever
Person A: Damn did Jaron just benchpress 600 pounds one day after starting lifting?!?!?
Person B: Yeah, I heard he was a first round draft pick for the NBA one day after he started playing, he rejected the offer because he wanted to give MMA a try.
by JayPG April 23, 2022
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jabonkalopes

Absolutely massive tits. Hooters. Sweater puppies. Very large cans.
Did you see her? Massive jabonkalopes on that one.
by Highvoltsparky May 6, 2022
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Jason

A person who has high IQ and is usually sucessful
Hey look! Its Jason!
by igobyweirdnames May 10, 2022
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Jason

Jason is a mythological hero and leader. He captivated the hearts of many by his kindness and wisdom. He is quite but fun.

Everyone is aiming for a Jason. Because Jason treats a woman right. He is patient, understanding and has that purest heart. He is strong and brave but he is sweet and soft hearted. His love will always be greater than his anger, his pride will always be set aside, when hes wronged, he will way sorry.

Jason is the best. He will cheer you up when youre feeling down, and put that smile on your face when the world is giving you a lot of reasons to be sad. He is a good listener. Everybody deserves a Jason, because Jason is a good man.
iris: omg, I thought I'll forever be lonely, thank God I have Jason!
by wobniar May 16, 2022
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Jason

A MAGA supporter and racist individual. He’s not good looking or a good person. He rejects his child and then builds a life with a new person and children. Jason is the lowest common denominator. He is shallow with no reason to be, materialistic, hypocritical, a lepton.
Lily: Did you see Jason
Kendra: Yes, I wish I hadn’t. He was spewing racist garbage and boasting about nothing.
by DefPoetic May 21, 2022
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Jason

Very funny, smart, and awesome person that will treat you with full respect and kindness until one of you drops. He will protect his love interests no matter what and can convey feelings of others better than his own. Pretty outgoing at times, but reveals a much more appealing side when well-known. Very attractive, loyal, amazing guy.
"Omg there's a sexy person must be jason"
by Zackaroq10192u48301 May 22, 2022
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