Jam

An abbreviation of the welsh word "jaman", this is an exclamation used when a person says something with a degree of certainty, which is immediately contradicted by the words or actions of either the same or some other person, or some other event.

Friend 1: I did not sleep with that ugly girl!

Ugly Girl: I had a great time last night, call me!

Friend 2: Jam for you!



Flatmate 1: I know there are no tickets left for that comedian next march!

Flatmate 2: Well I just bought 2 tickets for the the late show online, so jam for you!

by colingra February 12, 2009

Jam

Another name for someone who you really like whose name is Joshua. His twin brother is Joseph whose nickname is Jelly.

Person 1 :Did you see the look on Jam's face when Jelly's girlfriend flashed him?
Person 2:I thought that was you?
Person 1: Oh yeah! My bad!

by Maria Cochina October 27, 2008

jam tight

The act of spending too much time in a project while using methamphetamines.

He loves to do jam tight.

by daveknows December 19, 2008

jam jaws

one who eats out a girl on the rags

you ate her out on the rags? oh fuck you jam jaws

by jam jaws January 5, 2009

log jam

A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.

Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.

by zombie mike March 30, 2009

[Finger Jam Riff Sliding]

When you play air guitar to the new metallica song

dude i was listening to the new metallica song and i was total Finger jam riff sliding

other dude: you freak

by super sweet andrew October 18, 2008

Jam

When a group of people come together to chill and relax

Jam Meaning: to relax or chill out

Me: Hey Matt wanna jam round mine?
Matt: yeh sure bro

p.s Fuck you Alexandra Forsyth

by Con759 March 6, 2013