can he love me?

SADLY NO HAHAHAH :(
GO SEARCH SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE :)
just give up don't hurt yourself :)

can he love me? .......

by blazezo_xcn April 29, 2021

Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.

by Maitcha July 14, 2022

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

i can bend daddy

i can bend daddy is used when someone is horny, saying i can bend daddy. implicating they can bend over and give oral sex

oh yeah? i can bend daddy

by vyvid November 10, 2022

can being a whore rn

When someone gets left on seen by the whole group chat so they deleted all their messages so that someone else who previously sent a message gets left on seen by the group chat

Person1: damn can being a whore rn
Person2: fr he deleted all his messages

Can: I'm a whore

by Swagger Anthony April 9, 2022

can I get a piece

1. A sexual inquisition.
2. Also a request for props typically immediately following a success of some sort.

Can I get a piece of that ass?

by Giganerd April 24, 2004

Can we ban this guy?

when someone says something so cringe they should be banned from the server

paul : i like femboys
panic : Can we ban this guy?
wifi : but he likes me...

by morbinmogus March 24, 2022