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wet paper bag

Being broke.
Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag
by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017
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toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen
WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
by opeaii March 22, 2020
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Paper War

Noun. A subtle non-violent war that takes place on a civilian level in the name of economic advancement of a group of people who share likeness, usually on a corporate level.

1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.

2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!
Example: (Party A) is hiring and promoting mostly people who resemble them while simultaneously making work hard, uncomfortable, or difficult for (PartyXYZ) so they quit. This will allow (Party A) to get a hold of a business in a nice area and establish themselves away from all the chaos on their side of town. As a defense to keep unwanted hires out (Party A) will usual put (PartyXYZ) in the cooler area to push them to give up and quit, makes easy for Paper War to begin.
by MrMelodicInertia January 18, 2023
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peelin paper

when you're paying for something at the local ghetto corner store, thumbing thru hella large bills, which have come from drug transactions, looking for a small bill to pay for your malt drink
tyrone: get me a malt, blood

jamal: ok, let me pull da wad
(starts thumbing thru $50 and $100's at a frantic pace)

tyrone: damn, jamal, you be peelin paper for a minute

jamal: hell yeah, blood
by WSDC August 5, 2014
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Paper

A lot of people think something typed on paper is proof of something.
Fiction books are typed on paper, so something being on paper doesn't make it proof of anything, any more than a cop saying something makes it more true than somebody else. Cops lie all the time court. No matter how believable somebody wants to make something they say sound, being on paper isn't actual proof of anything.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020
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