I'm going to take my ball and go home! 

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.

Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I'm going to take my ball and go home! by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011

Go home and kick the dog 

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Obama just tried to pass his health care plan and is finding a way for prisoners to escape capital punishment. That just makes me want to go home and kick the dog!

Go home and kick the dog by socialism sucks December 22, 2009

Let home the dogs 

Go home to feed and let out the dogs, then come pick me up at the titty bar.

Babe, you can let home the dogs right?

Let home the dogs by qmn March 27, 2015

run it home 

to have sexual intercourse with somebody. not specifically the opposite sex. ;)
to fuck

guy 1- dude, did you run it home?
guy 2- all the way dude!
guy 1- RIGHT ON DUDE! jimmy isnt a virgin anymore!!!

run it home by caroline porter May 27, 2008

close to home 

'Close to Home' simply means the act of committing something less than savoury with your girls best friend.

Dumbass A; Dude i just totally boned Finola's best friend!

Dumbass B; Man! That was a bit close to home wasn't it?

Dumbass A; Yea, but as long as i be hitting that sweet ass - it's all gravy.

close to home by Jingles July 23, 2004

drive it home

To have sex with your nieghbor

Me and my nieghbor sage drive it home all the time

drive it home by Howie Day January 6, 2008

California Home Fries 

Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.

I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.

California Home Fries by Sport April 30, 2006