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Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
by Yarster May 8, 2018
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porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)
Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

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by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016
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Free Pair of Sunglasses

Headbutt someone on the nose giving them 2 black eyes.
Do you want a free pair of sunglasses?
by Wohzza February 5, 2018
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Fap Free February

A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.
Person 1: I failed no nut november
Person 2: well you can always try again in fap free February.
by King of Europe November 3, 2019
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Free head day

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy
by pre.ium December 3, 2020
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Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free
by zozeyety November 27, 2020
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free marketplace of ideas

Any place on the internet where people like to engage in political debate, sometimes even when that site isn't suitable for such discourse, like twitter or the youtube comment section.
Stop hiding behind your private account and debate me in the free marketplace of ideas!
by 2F5L-5XG December 29, 2020
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