Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.
I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.
by German Suplex+1 January 25, 2012
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"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.
A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.
by QuacksO March 05, 2015
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charm-free zone

Any place -- town, neighborhood, company, department, or corner occupied by a few people -- which is boring, unpleasant, or both.
That neighborhood is safe, but it's a charm-free zone.

Nobody on the fourth floor of that dorm has any sense of humor; it's a charm-free zone.

When you get to the party, stay away from the corner nearest the fire place; it's a charm-free zone.
by Jiffer April 09, 2011
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Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free
by zozeyety November 28, 2020
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personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.
Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.
by or2pod August 10, 2008
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free marketplace of ideas

Any place on the internet where people like to engage in political debate, sometimes even when that site isn't suitable for such discourse, like twitter or the youtube comment section.
Stop hiding behind your private account and debate me in the free marketplace of ideas!
by 2F5L-5XG December 29, 2020
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