by Fatty Slaper July 29, 2023
Get the Four Foot Fattymug. Die.
A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
Get the step foot on heavenmug. by SUm1callme September 27, 2020
Get the foot capmug. An incredible folk punk band from Portland, Oregon. The band consists of Teague Cullen and some of his family and friends. The band has been mostly inactive, but in extremely late 2021 they posted a song entitled Cornflake Eyes to YouTube, their first activity since around 2017. Pretty kickass with great songs, I definitely recommend it.
A: Dude, Foot Ox posted a new song on YouTube almost a year ago.
B: I thought that guy was dead.
A: So did I.
B: I thought that guy was dead.
A: So did I.
by s3r4ph1m October 3, 2022
Get the Foot Oxmug. it's what empowers foot fetishists to hate and kill vorarephiles, inflation fans, scat/fart fans, and diaperfurs.
foot fascists will yell such derogatory terms as "voroid", which is the n-word for vorarephiles, "poppy", implying that inflation fans deserve to be popped up, "shithead" and "shitface", which is towards scat/fart fags, and "manchild", self-explanatory, as well as many other terms that offend the anti-feet people.
foot fascism also uses ⁑FFF⁑ as their insignia, which means "foot fascism forever!".
foot fascists also may, in semi-rare cases, support the KKK, Neo-Nazism, TND, the Aryan Race, and/or Moon Man.
foot fascism does not need a reason to hate what they hate, just because a god damned diaperfur shithead uses the internet, we hate them, because what they really are is scum.
foot fascists will yell such derogatory terms as "voroid", which is the n-word for vorarephiles, "poppy", implying that inflation fans deserve to be popped up, "shithead" and "shitface", which is towards scat/fart fags, and "manchild", self-explanatory, as well as many other terms that offend the anti-feet people.
foot fascism also uses ⁑FFF⁑ as their insignia, which means "foot fascism forever!".
foot fascists also may, in semi-rare cases, support the KKK, Neo-Nazism, TND, the Aryan Race, and/or Moon Man.
foot fascism does not need a reason to hate what they hate, just because a god damned diaperfur shithead uses the internet, we hate them, because what they really are is scum.
by Ku Klux Klonoa October 21, 2023
Get the foot fascismmug. Degenerate 1: Haha, foot. Degenerate 2: no u, foot licking foot lettuce. Degenerate 1: How dare you foot. Degenerate 2: *mutters something*
by Shane Dawson's Cat May 21, 2020
Get the footmug. by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018
Get the Foot zippermug.