it's not about the bloody food

When you're watching a modernised version of Macbeth in class but the kids only seem to care about the food so the teacher uses the phrase to tell them off.

Girl: Look at the doritos
Teacher: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BLOODY FOOD

by pgcontent69 October 16, 2018

de ja food

the experience of feeling sure that one has already tasted or smelt food they taste or smell.

*sniff sniff* Oh what is that smell, I know it, it's on the tip of my tongue ahhh de ja food!!

by EJO86 June 28, 2011

Canadian Food Fight

The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.

Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?

by Napple1025 July 27, 2016

Random Act of Foodness

When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.

Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)

by xler8r July 21, 2011

Friends with food benefits

A person who you go out with just so you can get free food.

1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits

by Sk8rGal360 February 14, 2015

China food test

Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points

Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test

by Coureir_6 April 21, 2020

Food blue balls

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement

My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls

by rayy_02 April 13, 2017