Facebook fishing

An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.

Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.

Happy fishing.

I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."

by The Minnow April 14, 2011

sucka fish

to say when mad to confuse someone when use if they ask wat it means dont answer

why r u a sucka fish? hey shut up sucka fish

by crayon smasher February 24, 2011

fishing trip

A secret rendezvous for gay sex. (From the movie Brokeback Mountain)

Jack and Ennis said they were going on a fishing trip, but actually spent the time buggering and sodomizing each other.

by Mister Pinhead March 8, 2009

penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out

1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.

by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2007

Gone Fishing

Crazy; having gone insane

"Well looks like george has finnaly gone off his rocker." "Yep he's definatly gone fishing..."

by Skunk April 22, 2004

Fish-eye

Fisheye (noun)

A slang term describing the situation when having intercourse with a woman from behind you start to put it in her ass, at which time she quickly snaps her head to the side and looks back at you with one eye (like a fish).

Oh man, I got the fish-eye big time last night! It was hillarious!

by francois m December 3, 2006

fish slap

To beat relentlessly with a fish, usually with a large trout or tuna

That dude was pissing me off, so I FISHSLAPPED him with a tuna.

by weirdo June 27, 2003