Bombastic Family Execution

When the killer gives the bombastic side eye before executing an entire family.
Today At 4pm a Bombastic Family Execution was commited in Oklahoma.
by Gertist January 24, 2024
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Condurso Family

Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire

Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
Jack: “Here comes the condurso family
John: “who?”
Jack: “the coolest family to ever live”
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Family Identities

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Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom
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Questioning Dad
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Lady Uncle
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Family Identities

Gender Identity Variant

Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom

Mom

Mother

Questioning Dad

Dad

Daddy

Lady Uncle

Uncle

Uncle's Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy
It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can be Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.
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yaso family

non existant
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Focus on the Family

A Christian hate group that doesn't act at all like Christians. They protest an anti-LGBTQ+ bullying day by supporting the so-called Day of Dialogue. They believe in conversion "therapy" and generally just hate all over LGBTQ+ people. They try to enforce their primitive gender roles and illegalize abortion. They DO make some cool radio shows, though.
Fuck Focus on the Family.
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