by Gertist January 24, 2024
Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire
Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire
Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023
Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.
Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother
Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy
Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin
Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin
Guy
Anyone can be whoever they want.
Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother
Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy
Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin
Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin
Guy
by Dr.Bota November 08, 2021
Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.
Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother
Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy
Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin
Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin
Guy
Anyone can be whoever they want.
Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother
Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy
Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin
Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin
Guy
by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021
Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.
Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother
Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy
Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle's Cousin
Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin
Guy
Anyone can be whoever they want.
Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother
Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy
Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle's Cousin
Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin
Guy
by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021
A Christian hate group that doesn't act at all like Christians. They protest an anti-LGBTQ+ bullying day by supporting the so-called Day of Dialogue. They believe in conversion "therapy" and generally just hate all over LGBTQ+ people. They try to enforce their primitive gender roles and illegalize abortion. They DO make some cool radio shows, though.
Fuck Focus on the Family.
by Shinobi77Gamer January 07, 2025