Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.

Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"

by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022

Three fail

Dipen

Dipen three fail kela

by Dipen gay April 23, 2023

feddy fable

feddy fable

feddy fable

by eggggggggg1ggggggggggggggggggg October 22, 2023

Embed Fail

When a user, mostly on discord, fails to send in a gif due to not having embed permissions within the server

*User sends tries to send in a gif, however it turned into only a link*
Other users: Embed failiure, laugh at this user

by MrArtyH July 10, 2024

Nasal Fables

When your nose has been broken so many times it has stories to tell.

Bloody hell you look like you have some nasal fables you could tell.

by VR6Nat November 25, 2024

Man fail boo

1.When giving fake medical advice/ trying to trick someone into believing its a real thing.

2. Any issue blame it on the man fail boo

Created by my sister 2025

Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"

by Slugchomper February 5, 2025