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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
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Depression

A person who is feeling sad for a long duration
Ha! That kid Will Get depression in the future
by Thegrassisgreenoutside February 8, 2020
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Depression Attack

by dezika June 29, 2021
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Depressed

It's you’re feeling down and numb because everything feels so hopeless. It's like your drowning in your emotions and has nothing to look forward to. Your family just gets on your last nerve. parents don’t listen to what you have to say and get mad at anything you do. some people you so call ‘friends’ feel fake. all that causing you to feel alone and in your own thoughts all the time. I know sometimes you may feel like there’s no point to go on but honestly same. ok, maybe not to that extinct but to a point where you’re just tired.
by julia vibing December 5, 2020
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Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die
Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.
by The most awesome April 18, 2019
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depression

michael:working in this office has put me into a depression

dwight: depression? isn’t that just a fancy word for being bummed out

michael:DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT
by your dads favorite friend December 4, 2019
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Jetlag depression

A kind of depression you can get after jet lag.
Kirti got jetlag depression after flying to India from the US.
by KurtCCCC December 23, 2024
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