dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
by bucketkilla November 8, 2008
mugGet the dan sasqwatchmug.

lube dan

when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan
"have you seen lube dan today?" "yeah he is on the front porch smoking a cig"
by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021
mugGet the lube danmug.

Dan Hill

The strongest and most handsome man alive. Women love him; men want to be him. He is also funny.
Dan Hill does not require an example.
by That urban guy June 1, 2021
mugGet the Dan Hillmug.

DIRTY DAN

When u bite of a ear and cum in there ear and use it as a shot glass and whilst she snaps your boner in half
Ima give u a dirty dan u saucy girl
by SEXYBEASTSSSSSS1536 July 29, 2022
mugGet the DIRTY DANmug.

Dan Perkins

A very sexy beast who supports ipswich town and likes to shag Bayli Flack behind Portman Road stadium. He has a 15 inch cock and has a girl called Kacie Smith who is obsessed with him.
by KKKshagger69 March 23, 2022
mugGet the Dan Perkinsmug.

pull a dan the man

To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.
Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.
by pinky1 February 25, 2008
mugGet the pull a dan the manmug.

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