crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 07, 2021

crotch bucket

One that puts many things in the crotch.

"Has your mom always been such a crotch bucket?"

by millamic June 13, 2009

crotch candle

a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....

also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..

don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....

sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....

don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?

by crotch candle sales. June 30, 2008

Gucci crotch

A vagina that is so fine it had to be made by gucci.

The chick I took home last night had that gucci crotch!

by Pendleton March 04, 2022

Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

by Stupenzos October 06, 2013

Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009