Having dump crotch is when your crotch area literally smells like a sweaty dump. This is achieved by intense body sweating in and of the area typically caused by exercise. Dump crotch is not to be confused with poor hygiene or other scent related issues with the crotch region.
My god I sweat so hard during that Beachbody 80 Day Obsession workout; oh, DAMN I stink, I got dump crotch!
by EaglesGirl#12 March 14, 2018
Get the dump crotch mug.A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.
Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021
Get the Crotch Circle mug.Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”
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Get the Crotch Rocket mug.Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.
Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009
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Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008
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